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The Ditz: Two obvious examples: Averell and Rantanplan. According to his brothers Averell learned to walk at seven and Rantanplan faints anytime he has a coherent thought. Dogs Are Dumb: Rantanplan is literally Too Dumb to Live, having nearly drowned or otherwise killed himself numerous times. Where Luke’s tagline is “The man who shoots faster than his own shadow” (with accompanying image), Rantanplan gets “stupider than his own shadow” (and shows the shadow jumping over a barrel that Rantanplan runs into). The Dreaded: A Running Joke. Any bandit worth his salt uses this to his advantage, as well as Luke himself. Billy the Kid is an extreme example; most of the time, he doesn’t even have to point a gun at anyone to intimidate them. In one short story, he succesfully robs people just by putting up a sign saying he’s nearby. One short story involves Luke training a group of inept townsfolk in law enforcement. The result? The group became known as The Seven, and each became sheriff of their own town, where no criminal dared go, knowing that it was protected by one of Luke’s graduates. “The Escort”: Luke needs to bring Billy the Kid to a Mexican court for crimes committed there, with Billy scaring townsfolk into giving uptheir valuables just by being there. As soon as he’s crossed the border, he finds that no one’s heard of him, and people treat him as the ill mannered teen he looks like. “Daltons in the Blizzard” has the Daltons moving north, their notoriety increasing with every hold up, with the bankers’ reactions going “Who?” to “You’re the Daltons! Take the safe, don’t shoot!” Played straight with Black Bart, the diligence’s passengers who braved Indians, bandits and more with relative ease are unnerved to go in his territory (safe the photograph who wants to take a photo of the famed outlaw), even with Luke on their side. He is also one of the few bandits to get the upper hand on Lucky Luke and would have stolen the loot if the loot wasn’t a decoy all along. One character even doubt that Black Bart is human. Dreadful Musician: Tortillas for the Daltons: The Daltons pose as a mariachi band to infiltrate

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